My hamper floweth over

I was reading Dooce's comments on her post about CIO (crying it out), and saw how heated the discussion got. DUH!!! I just wanted to let you all know about my upcoming conference

Can't all of us mommies just get along? (The answer is NOOOO!)

Group discussion classes:

1. CIO: Divine intervention or satanic sleeping?

2. Breastfeeding your older child: Do you call it quits when your kid can spell tits?

3. The case against spanking: If it works so well, then how come the Kool-aid moustache, booger faced kids who get beat in Wal-mart always misbehave in Wal-Mart?

4. Child guided potty training: If we can send our kids to kindergarten in pull-ups, will we still wipe their bottoms in college?

5. To work or not to work? : There will be a pit for mud wrestling in this class so mommies can work it out "civil like" .


Hope you can all attend!!!

ok, i am totally there. but i'll have you know, i'm going to let my children scream and run around and then beat their asses. in public

some of those commenters seriously lost their minds toward the end. I would be so embarrassed if I were them. Um, hello? This is Dooce's site? Duke it out on your blog already.

yea, I'll be at that conference, I think we should invite the following people based on the topics listed:
1)me for CIO
2)Rurie
3)Stephanie Kohl
4)Angela Chambers
5)any/all of the hens

PS- still waiting for that picture of you with the boobs
Ginny

Oh Thanks, Ginny , I almost forgot! I will be leading a discussion on the benefits of Zero Population growth! You don't want to miss that!

that's a good one and Ashli can lead the discussion on preventing the "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha syndrome"
Ginny