My hamper floweth over

You'll definitely want to get in on this one! For a limited time, Wal-Mart is giving away FREE pets with purchase! That's right, for each bunch of bananas that you buy, you get 30 FREE fruit flies! These little boogers make great pets, too! They are so loyal, it's almost impossible to get rid of them! And those 30 will soon turn to 100! What a deal! Thanks, Wal-Mart!!!!

I swear nothing grosses me out like fruit flies...I especially like it when they buzz around your ears. Time for a stop at SuperTarget!

i've still have never had them, but watch now, I will!