My hamper floweth over
The Keith Family News
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
I hold the Guinness world record for:
Most time spent in front of a 4 way stop sign waiting for the light to change.
Most self inflicted head injuries in exactly the same place (I remember to duck going into the girls closet, IF ONLY I could remember to duck coming out)
Most times walking into a room and forgetting what I went in there for
Person to run a bath and forget it is running the most times
Person to spend the most hours sleeping with another small person ON MY FACE! (max's new favorite sleeping position.)
I have worked hard to achieve these accomplishments, and I am very proud.
Must go, I am working on "Person to spend the largest portion of her life sweeping up the messes of toddlers". You KNOW you are jealous.....
Most self inflicted head injuries in exactly the same place (I remember to duck going into the girls closet, IF ONLY I could remember to duck coming out)
Most times walking into a room and forgetting what I went in there for
Person to run a bath and forget it is running the most times
Person to spend the most hours sleeping with another small person ON MY FACE! (max's new favorite sleeping position.)
I have worked hard to achieve these accomplishments, and I am very proud.
Must go, I am working on "Person to spend the largest portion of her life sweeping up the messes of toddlers". You KNOW you are jealous.....
Keithclan, 3:44 PM
1 Comments:
totally green with envy:)
Also with you on the blogger illiterate thing - See, I don't even think I spelled illiterate correctly. I give up!
paanlar@msn.com - you are more then welcome to pick away at my brain. Hopefully there will be some left after fall break ends:)
Also with you on the blogger illiterate thing - See, I don't even think I spelled illiterate correctly. I give up!
paanlar@msn.com - you are more then welcome to pick away at my brain. Hopefully there will be some left after fall break ends:)
